Statue etiquette ain’t so simple.
And no, you are not a total ignoramus if you did not know there was such a thing.
It is a recent phenomenon.
But, even if you are aware of the new cult of statue etiquette, understanding what is accepted by statue etiquette experts — and what is ridiculed — is quite complicated.
Too complicated, certainly, for Nancy Pelosi.
Back to Ms. Pelosi momentarily, but first a quiz to help the statue-ignorant develop their knowledge.
Which of the following merits ridicule?
A) To cover up a statue that has boobs.